egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via hi)

// I found my roommate’s twitter…//

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

(via lolsofunny)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe, via hi)

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

(via hi)

versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

(via rainredroses)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via pizza)

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

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